You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I told him I was pregnant. Figured it would soften the blow of telling him I had herpes.
Did it?
Not as such, no.
my love horoscope just told me to "say it in frosting" should i take this literally?? i think yes.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
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remind me to tell you what i found stuck to me this morning
I don't remember her name, all I remember is trying to suck the wedding ring off her finger.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
Why did you leave me a note saying 'find the canary'
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
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Wait does semen show up on blood tests?
i officially have over $300 in my bank account. that's a year's worth of chipotle.
I'm sobbing to NWA
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
We didn't get home until 4 am. Her mom let us in, confessed that she had sex with someone she worked with and said he had a small penis. I love this family.
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
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