Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
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the gays at disneyland are vicious
I thought he was walking around the front. I just hit and run my booty call. I'm the worst non girlfriend ever
Attempted to dodge my boyfriends cum last night and ended up falling off the bed and getting the worlds most painful charlie horse. fuck my life.
I am very happy to share that the hospital says the testicle pain is normal and that they are going to take care of it.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
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We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Scientific fact: if he makes a face like a demonic dog when he's fucking you, makes it easier to fuck without feelings.
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
I'm gonna ask his dad. Weed trumps broken heart any day.
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