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  • 69 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:56am

    Ok, I actually think this is pretty funny, have a sense of humor people, jesus.

  • 79 73
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:26pm

    Yeah, you pussies need to chill out. It was mildly amusing. Not at all offensive. But his mom is fucking stupid because it's calcium for bone strungth nuckas.

  • 64 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 1:31pm

    HAHA sick but so so funny

  • 64 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 9:38pm

    hmm... not funny nor accurate.

  • 56 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 7:13pm

    happens to me all the time 2:51

  • 55 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:25am

    Get help. Seriously.

  • 53 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 7:02pm

    once again, think before you speak, you twat

  • 56 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:57pm

    well, that's because this idiot made it up.

  • 57 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:15am

    huh. hilarious. Double entrendre incest. My favourite. (Is there some sort of eye-rolling icon we can insert here for this shit?)

  • 51 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 2:40pm

    nobody here is asking the REAL question: is his mom hot?

  • 43 34
    Submitted by Brokeskater on Oct 11, 10 at 4:14pm

    Burn!

  • 52 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:31am

    i thought it was funny...

  • 54 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 9:46am

    You inbred fuck, this isnt funny.

  • 54 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 1:01pm

    Those who think references to your mom swallowing your load is seriously fucked up and needs counseling

  • 51 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:15pm

    ...and then theres not so proud of 847... we were doing so well :-(

  • 48 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 4:04pm

    I'm sure he was fucking drunk, calm the hell down, that's what makes it funny. Morons.

  • 48 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:47am

    Seeing that your mom thought protein was suppose to help with bones, id say you are inbred already... or just fucking stupid.

  • 49 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:50pm

    Relax people it's a freakin joke O_o

  • 55 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 8:01pm

    this is not funny people inbreeding is a serious issue in the southern states and it is ruining their already polluted gene pool

  • 50 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 5:40pm

    protein is essential for pretty much everything, btw

  • 54 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 6, 09 at 3:56am

    Clearly the funniest part was the reply.

  • 45 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:42pm

    who in their right mind talks like that? damn!

  • 41 48
    Submitted by heavyweight420 on May 23, 10 at 11:24pm

    

  • 47 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 9:57am

    Not to mention that I'm pretty confused how protein's supposed to give you strong bones...

  • 48 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 1:48pm

    Not funny, inbreeding is not cool

  • 41 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 10:54am

    what if the person who sent this text wasnt even a dude?? it could have possibly been a female telling her mother shes gunna throw eggs at her if she doesnt stop buying so many of them! you have to think of all the possibilities here! hahahaha

  • 43 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:14am

    this has to be the most disgusting text ever...just Gross!!!

  • 39 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 2:51am

    you guys are taking this wrong! he slipped up. i do this sometimes (never to my own mother, but still). you know how....you're around your friends a lot, and you always say dirty stuff like that as a joke. it's like a reflex. and then you slip up and say it to the wrong person.

  • 38 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 11:46am

    Ding Ding- What is Calcium?

  • 30 42
    Submitted by babygirl363 on Jun 21, 11 at 2:19pm

    Omg, guys, stop being so tight... Whoever it was could have meant that he/she was fed up with whatever protein the mom kept making them eat and yelled out a random comeback

  • 41 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 4, 09 at 1:25pm

    8:01 you are a moron who pulls facts out of their ass.

  • 39 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 10:42am

    this is fucked up on so many levels

  • 39 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jun 3, 09 at 3:23pm

    why would you say that to your own mother?