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  • Submitted by tg03 on Oct 15, 12 at 1:08pm

    Sounds like the moral of the story is to swallow?

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    Submitted by CloroxTaco on Oct 15, 12 at 2:15pm

    Take my demon seed woman!

  • 53 25
    Submitted by dmoney1234 on Oct 15, 12 at 2:11pm

    Getting blasted in the face: you're doing it wrong

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    Submitted by GetOffMyLawn on Oct 15, 12 at 6:59pm

    At least it didn't end up in your stomach, punching you in the uterus.

  • 48 30
    Submitted by gabraham on Oct 15, 12 at 1:12pm

    wrong site

  • 46 36
    Submitted by ck24 on Oct 15, 12 at 2:25pm

    Reflexes... You don't got none

  • 38 21
    Submitted by ThisCantBeReal on Oct 16, 12 at 12:09am

    Quitter.

  • 39 27
    Submitted by WhiskerBiscuit on Oct 15, 12 at 4:18pm

    Karma

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    Submitted by ItWasntAKickball on Oct 19, 12 at 4:25am

    oh, boohoo. you got laid.

  • 28 24
    Submitted by wubbazugg on Oct 16, 12 at 8:18pm

    That oughta teach ya!

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    Submitted by sdgrant on Oct 16, 12 at 10:10am

    If you're moving out of the way, you are CLEARLY doing it wrong. I believe it was the poet Souljah Boy, in an ode to women and dancing, that once said "Superman that hoe".

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    Submitted by MiDutch on Oct 17, 12 at 11:22pm

    Spitters are quitters