kristin has been a bad kristin
I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
When she sits down, she uses her fat rolls like an arm rest.
Banging your ex-girlfriends best friend 3 days after you break up is like saying "fuck you" with feeling. I wouldnt have it any other way.
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im gonna put my furry chinchilla vagina on her mother effing nose
its a vaginal recession for me, ill take what i can get
how do I tell him nicely and in french that we can't have sex anymore because his huge penis will ruin me for other french men?
Coming out of the blackout mid beej was nice. Seeing her face was not.
I think you can do her, she seemed pretty set for revenge the second time her boyfrind high fives her in the face.
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You need to fuck him. The man has his own Wikipedia.
umm, I just masturbated to old Justin timberlake on MTV jams. in need of dick ASAP
You will never be paid again to get drunk and tell off cops without being arrested. Once in a lifetime opportunity
You're right. Fuck my job. I'm in.
Woke up this morning to a bunch of snapchats of you drunkenly yelling at grasshoppers. Good night?
He told me that I should keep my socks on next time because he read somewhere that it'll help me orgasm...
Yeah but now he has a wife. It’s going to be different this year
So what. We’ve banged every Thanksgiving since high school. She just has to understand it’s a holiday tradition
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