im never drinking mad dog again and i have your belt.
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
Literally just stood in the shower and forgot what to do. that hungover.
what is the most politically correct way to ask if he still hangs out with the guy that has blue hair and make meth in his car?
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I just discovered I can sober up while teaching class
Got laid last night using the intro line of "rate your hurricane evacuation plan on a scale of 1-10"
That's the last time I get in a car with six rappers headed to god knows where.
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
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I almost tased myself
I dont think you should own that device.
It's an awesome device. I love this device.
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
It feels appropriate that the wallet of my high school and college years would die at the hands of a spilled bong. Which in and of itself is a solid metaphor for those years.
And on a positive note i found a list that i made in 3rd grade titled "what to do if you want a guy to like you"
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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