I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
A freshman just woke up on our back pourch... He swears there was a party here last night but we didn't have one
He is drunkenly eating my teddy grahms and making little growling noises as he bites the head off of each one.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
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I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
he put a lighter in my cleavage and said "you're like another pocket!"
drunkie insisted on stuffing the rest of his scrambled eggs in his pockets before we left ihop. we really should have left a better tip
She rolled over this morning and asked "did you refer to my vagina as splash mountain last night? "
I rarely go in there. Unless it's for mini cadbury eggs and whiskey.
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There is nothing wrong with me introducing you as elephant dick. Nothing.
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
I know I've never told you this before.. but Gyro sauce makes everything okay.
he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
Currently rolling a blunt in the bathroom of Planned Parenthood
I think you threw up on me last night but i can't remember so i'm not mad at you.
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