Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
I want your puppy
I meant pussy
I would rather you take my puppy
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
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Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
When I opened my laptop there was a half eaten little debbie oatmeal cream pie inside.
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
my tonsil wound opened up during the kegstand but i stopped it with a popsicle
Lesbian sex in an alleyway drunk.
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Watching frozen planet. There's a beach master sea lion with about 50 sea lion bitches fighting another sea lion for said bitches. It's a bloody battle. Dude. You have over 50. Share.
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
I'm trying to decide whether it's worth it to masturbate in this gas station bathroom
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
well my grandpa saw your dick pic, so why don't you tell me how my day is going
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
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