ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
You don't understand. If you watched a video of the shenanigans that occurred in my life over the past 48 hours you would gasp worse than the girl who witnessed me puking in my bag at the children's hospital
Basically I don't wanna put on pants...but I'm stoked for drinking my face off tomorrow.
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buying a tattoo gun on ebay just sounded like a good idea at the time idk man
It was a book called Gay Safari.
I'm so happy for you now that you have found your perfect porn novel.
The guy at the ER said it was the first time he's given stitches for a funneling accident. Then he seemed upset that I took pride in that...
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
have you ever seen all dogs go to heaven this is important
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I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
I threw up in a flower pot outside the bar last night and have a date tonight....I think I missed something
I'm pretty sure our sex is better than most foods and that says a lot too bc I really like food
I apparently asked the cab driver to show us his dick and then he showed me a picture of his girlfriend
whenever i get involved w someone i'm gonna give you their number to testify to the fact that they should not fall in love with me
God... We're terrible. I'm so proud of us.
I know! It makes me feel all warm inside. Or maybe that's just me getting closer to hell.
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