So im pretty sure the object of my emotional onterest is tired of playing with me....
the sham wow guy got arrested for beating up a hooker.
It's like the water temple from zelda. but with more tits.
Did we use protection last night?
Um, no...keep in touch, okay?
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u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
not only did i soak my thesis by spilling celebratory shots on it, but i also stained it with lipstick making it obvious i tried to drink the vodka off it......dgaf, worth it.
just snorted lines off a mancala board. I'm destined to win this game.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
I just kept screaming "I'm fucking a preacher's son!" Also, this water tastes like weed.
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Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
"Why is there a bottle of Tequila taped to the fan?"
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
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