I would do horrible things to your vagina.
Prove it.
I think that we as people have rights and that we should at the very least be warned before being subjected to Fergie
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
Just so you know, I'm standing in my bra eating cereal. My keys were in the cereal box.
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I couldnt give him head when all I could hear was his little brother playing the piano and this family singing along to it.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
We lived together for a year and neither of us knew we were both gay.
We were destined to go to rehab together
There's that certain point at night when you start saying things like s'mores should be used in foreign relations. I reached it.
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When you're done railing that chick, there is still half a pizza and some ninja turtle mac and cheese down here if you want
Bring me that man meat
Cooked. Eating pizza. Didn't have a napkin so I took my shirt off and I'm using it.
How drunk are you?
Completed.
u woke up and asked who took ur pants off then realized u did n almost cried over not gettin layed
dude wtf why are there forks in my wall
does "I AM MAGNETOOOO" ring any bells, because that was you for an entire hour last night
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