Until that no good dick sucking whore stays away from my boyfriend I am gonna start blowing all of his friends...
i felt like cinderella. except at midnight i turned back into a whore.
Nothing better then your mother meeting someone you randomly had sex with and him introducing himself as the guy who rocked her world once.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
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I just wanted to hook up with a white guy to prove that i could go back.
Do you recall us playing flip cup on your head?
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
I'm going to do lines of vitamin c I cannot be sick for halloween
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My unemployment came through so I'd like to thank the taxpayers of Utah in advance for my level of intoxication this weekend
I wish I was there to have sex with you on the plane to lessen your anxiety.
That's the nicest thing anyone has over said to you.
Had to decide between a hook up at the train restroom or getting to work on time #growingup
I have a to do list for the summer and thing one is figuring out my sexual orientation
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
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