I had a dream last night where you were a transsexual in a low cut blue dress with lovely long brown hair. You were very pretty. I hope you are well.
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
I swear, if he gets me a bowling ball for Christmas, I will throw it at him.
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he seriously made his penis a facebook.
You tried to call "time out" during the sobriety test.
I think I suffocated him while I was riding his face
Woke up naked next to Alex and he was braiding my hair and then commented on how healthy my hair was. I don't even know anymore..
He said he would pay my bar tab if he couldn't answer my question. He lost to the age old question of our youth. Why did pogs go out of style.
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You walked up to me, grabbed my face and said "I just peed in the sink!"
She wouldnt stop trying to stick her finger in my ass. I wish she wasnt so hot
You have the perkiest tits in all of North America. You're fine.
Pretty sure I'm partying in a onesie right now.
You'll be pleased to know I just had an elaborate day dream about your penis. you were there too.
Fruitcakes are only good for throwing at neo Nazis.
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