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  • 48 37
    Submitted by jbwarner86 on Dec 14, 10 at 11:26pm

    Marge Simpson?

  • 49 39
    Submitted by RyanM on Dec 14, 10 at 1:41am

    What'd you get a pony last year or something? Stop being a dick.

  • 50 50
    Submitted by danman21 on Dec 14, 10 at 2:01am

    Guy above... That was a buzzkill. Way to go.

  • 43 36
    Submitted by nadia24 on Dec 14, 10 at 12:15am

    "obviously, you're not a golfer."

  • 52 56
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Dec 13, 10 at 11:22am

    "Oh look, it's a blue ball" (Christmas Story reference)

  • 46 46
    Submitted by getwhatuget on Dec 13, 10 at 4:54pm

    thats fine, girls have terrible aim so she probably wouldn't hit him anyway

    • 34 71
      Submitted by RyanM on Dec 14, 10 at 1:24am

      test that theory, lemme know how that goes for ya. lol

  • 49 53
    Submitted by ironman7338 on Dec 13, 10 at 7:58pm

    No doubt you have plenty of experience handling big, blue balls. Get your shit together woman and maybe he'd get you a ring!

  • 44 47
    Submitted by taylortunetracy on Dec 13, 10 at 11:59pm

    The OP could be a guy and most likely is... I don't know why you guys always assume the text is sent by the opposite sex that's mentioned in the text..

  • 43 46
    Submitted by lori_ann87 on Dec 15, 10 at 1:42am

    He wants to include you in his hobbies, be grateful.

  • 44 51
    Submitted by cmillss on Dec 13, 10 at 6:49pm

    Omg I know how you feel

  • 35 64
    Submitted by cfreymarc on Dec 14, 10 at 6:33am

    Do it over-handed!