Just saw the homeless asian lady making a hispanic man pull her shopping cart with a harness. I love Boston.
Y do pigs give u trufles on farmville? I WANT BACON YOU FUCKING PIG!
My niece just threw up all over me. My sister's breastmilk was on my face. This is like a fucked-up porno gone terribly wrong.
Yes someone did see you carrying a beer bong on the side of coastal highway
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Appropriately today was the first time I've ever GTL'd. I can't believe I made fun of this,it's rather relaxing.
then mid-sex he looked at me and said "i hope this is as good for you as it is for me" and kept going.
It was the worst sex ever. All she did was tap on my balls with her hands like she was in a reggae band.
Its time to go balls to the wall to get any good D during these last few weeks of college.
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
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I need you to help me convince Steph that she will like Tequila if she would chase it with A-1
You had a hot dog outside the bar then made me stop at McDonald's for a double quarter pounder. I'd say you've more than filled your drunken meat quota.
I feel like I've asked you "are you okay?" one too many times in the last 48 hours. You're hopeless.
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
And he put my hair in my clip while i blew him...and he did a good job
when I said eat the rich I didn't mean like that but here we are sucking that capitalist dick
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