ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
That girl you went home with last night was dressed in a bright blue sweats at the bar. 205lb Smurffete FTL. Boy were you in epic form.
It wasn't a wasted relationship. I got road-head in an Escalade. I still keep that with me.
Your roommate is pacing with a pen in his mouth flapping like a duck. That brownie got me fucked but not enough to understand this. Come back!
He does that
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Your texting shows a blood alcohol level of .12
We're you guys there last night when everyone started chanting "Nacho Steph"? Someone picked me up, carried me to the nacho cheese and made me do a nacho cheese stand.
Dad was on the deck drinking straight bourbon. He stopped, puked on his feet, and then continued drinking and talking about compound interest.
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
If it involves notarization or the Misfits, I am up to date. Anything else, I know fuck-all.
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Hold on, I'm taking nudes in a blanket fort right now
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
On a scale from 1 to total dick, how inappropriate is it to pick your boyfriend up from rehab with a hangover?
would it be awkward if i bring my husband?
only if i fuck you in the bathroom while he's paying the check
She's wear your skin crazy! Is it wrong that I'm gonna fuck her 1 more time though?
i had sex with a girl named after a fruit last night and it was the best thing to happen to me in 2020
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