Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
mike has just informed me of all the things he would put in his pussy if he was a woman. this includes door stops, power drills & g.i. joes.
"and then my dad would be all like 'hey mike, where's the remote?'"
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
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he said i was so drunk that i shared a urinal with him and we simultainiously peed
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
Home. Barefoot. Drunk. Crying. Puked. Brushed teeth. Washed face. Dying. Need Cuddle.
He showed up in booty shorts and no shirt and said dont laugh dont ask questions and give me a fucking final and no one in class said anything we just sat there speehless
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
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I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
My dad handed me a drink and said, "This'll knock your dick in the dirt..."
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
I don't think my professor is going to remember the Halloween party... or the fact that he made out with a priest.
It's my birthday, dammit, and I'm getting something for free. I don't care if it's just a drink at the bar.
YOU CAN GET THIS DICK FOR FREE
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
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