My toast was "here's to being positive, and testing negative... Cheers!"... after that chick gagged on her shot, everyone knew.... slut.
thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
You told the cops that they couldn't arrest you because they weren't hot enough to fuck
guy in the car over is getting some terrible road head. he just gave me a thumbs down when he noticed i was watching.
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he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
I fell asleep on the bus and woke up in Italian Las Vegas. Europe was a successful continent for me.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
You know its been a rough night when for a large portion of the evening you have accepted your death
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I was going through my mom's stuff to find her xanax, and I found her vibrators instead. Plural. That is like the opposite of what I wanted.
There no better feeling of self control than stopping yourself before telling your girlfriend she gives head just like her sister.
I'm just saying; the box truck will cost less then dorms or rent, and we can always crash where the party is.
All I want is a hot dog on a Saturday at 2:19 is that to much to ask?!
I fucked a marine... I told him it was like personal revenge and he said he could live with that and that he didn't mind being used.
Panties = found
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