How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
I feel like my whole life has been one big pre-game for Mexico.
Whatever. I'll let someone else deal with his flacid penis.
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
YOU ARE TAKING ADVANTAGE OF MY INEBRIATED STATE
YOU ARE DRUNK AND USED AND SPELLED THE WORD "INEBRIATED" CORRECTLY. I AM TAKING ADVANTAGE OF NOTHING.
I CAN'T HELP THAT I'M MULTITALENTED YA FUCKER
Was she always missing a tooth or am I just now noticing it?
Tell me again your tentative move date. There are 5 Russians in my apartment on ecstasy and they are having a rave in my living room. I can't. I need to move stat
It'd probably just be a lot of profanity and hyperventilation and deteriorating into tears anyways
so just a regular conversation then
You told her you double majored in Geology and Telekinesis. When has that line ever worked for you?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
the fact that you trapped hornets in a mailing tube to put in his mailbox does not surprise me sadly.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
Just laying in bed, snuggling my cat, and pondering whether I'd like to attend a swingers party this evening...
I really don’t want to have kids.
I thought we agreed we were done with dirty talk for the day
Fuck the system, do you have any medieval weapons?
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