I start off june hungover/still drunk stumbling down my driveway with the trashcan at 6am..it's gonna be an interesting month
Hashbrowns don't come out your nose as easily as you would think
considering how much of last night I don't remember and the amount of ones laying on my desk right now, it's safe to say I'm concerned
She's echoing.. Her head must be in the toilet..
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I specifically found a fat girl to lift me up on her shoulders.\n\nIt was glorious.
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
Thats stupid. Your future is a life of less pay for the same work. Free drinks is how capitalism reimburses women for its inequality. & youre not even taking it!
Peed in a sink tonight. That drunk. I'm not proud of myself for what I did. But to carry it out with such class. I should be awarded
animal crackers drenched in taco bell mild sauce... surprisingly delightful
breakfast of champions
breakfast of stoners
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Oh god I just realized bird face had che Guevara tattooed on her upper arm. Deals off, readivised opinion
Dick sucking on arrival? or would you like to cash that in later?
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I'm only wearing socks and eating tuna, don't do this to me right now.
That's the only way to watch Gumby. Either age 5 or high.
Do you remember what happened last night? All I could find we're phone numbers of strip clubs in Detroit. Did we go to Detroit?
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