You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I feel like my nuva ring should have a vibrating switch.
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
I just got fire extinguished by his roommate while we were having sex. That's just taking cock blocking to a whole new level.
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I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
She was our DD the least I could do is have sex with her. Even when drunk I'm still chivalrous.
Let's just say that watching the sunrise in a space helmet is really the only way to do it.
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
It's 4/20. I'm not too worried about "healthy"
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I want morning sex. We can incorporate maple syrup into it somehow, it'll be fun
She put a shot in my mouth and then hit me with a pillow..
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
He managed to rip my nipple last night....
it doesn't matter what you do now, you will forever be known as the girl who fell off the roof
nooooo! we need to brain storm. I need rebranding....what if I start always showing up with my cat or a wacky hat?
try again roofio
I'm wearing men's underwear
I don't know what to do with that information...
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