North Korea, Best Korea!
tell your sister to shave her snatch
I mean she's dancing like an epileptic patato and i'd like to slap her
College is just filling the gap until I get a rich girl pregnant
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i cant get the smell of ass out of my nose
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
i definitely just woke up with half of a cigarette tucked underneath my balls. Last night must have been interesting
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
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God she is annoying. I am only keeping her around on fb because I want to see if her baby comes out looking like an alien or not.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
How dare you question the sanctity of Chocolate-and-Porn day
I'm smoking a bowl in my bathtub. I'm meant to be alone.
Like people our age are getting engaged, and I’m out here spooning with a giant unicorn I bought at Walmart on Black Friday.
Give me one good reason why I should go with you.
Free beer.
..pick me up at 8.
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