Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Why do I fail so hard at ironing, when I'm a woman and i should be amazing at it?
because god found you far too good at oral sex and had to make all things even?
You know, sometimes I seriously doubt your commitment to sparkle motion.
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Just ate lunch with a paperclip again. Seriously, need to invest in plastic forks.
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
i did the responsible thing and pissed myself...
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
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They let me keep the giant cocktail glass because I threw up in it. And made out with the bartender. Europeans are so generous. I'm getting it engraved
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
No like you fell onto the fence. I don't even know how you got into the fenced in area.
We shared a dick. We're practically sisters!
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
I’ve wanted to home wreck him since their wedding. It was a dream come true
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