margs and chips and queso make the world go round
well and inertia
I just found a bottle of gin in my vegetable crisper. Party is back on.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
Tonights dinner consisted of washing down my plan b pill with a bottle of wine and toast. College is turning my life around
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Then pass out next to me, I'll be under a pong table or a park bench. Really depends on the weather during Mifflin
I AM THERE IN SPIRIT, TICKLING YOUR BALLS
I just think that exercising will really get in the way of my painkiller induced nap time rituals. There's gotta be a better way.
I just sneezed weed. Kinda wanna try to smoke it.
On a scale from 1 to the worst weekend of my life, that was an 11. I can see again, though.
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I wasn't a groupie because I didn't carry his guitar home
Seriously your house is like the underground railroad for unwanted gay kids
I almost spit out my drink. But only almost, because it was vodka. And you don't spit out vodka.
I remember telling you that I think Taylor Swift has stolen my essence. I still think that's true.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
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