I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
is hooking up with someone you used to babysit wrong?
I realize that when i start making 24-themed music videos in my head to the song 'love is a battlefield' that i really need to get out more
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
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Do you think this abandoned cigarette has herpes? cuz I'm tempted.
I gave her a mint afterward. It felt like giving turndown service at Hotel BJ.
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
You were spitting chewed up pretzle into my hands telling me to hold it for you.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
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"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I'm in charge of his party but you're a paramedic, we're both needed.
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Awkwardly walking by your fuck buddy and waving a casual hi in his direction like nothing has happened is probably the best thing in my life
with great strapon comes great responsibility.
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
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