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  • 69 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:13pm

    the blonde girl in the american apparel bodysuits ad has herpes, probably.

  • 72 66
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:03pm

    11:58 because people text stupid ass things. i got a text about 20 minutes ago from a friend say "hot dog vendors are my hero"

  • 66 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 6:41pm

    Trust me it can give u the herp

  • 61 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:49am

    More to the point, can we please start requiring a Health class in Freshman year?

  • 59 50
    Submitted by ksmerk on Mar 23, 10 at 11:27am

    Hahahaha that's awesome

  • 64 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:03pm

    i was really high once and smoked a parliament with a friend. it wasn't until halfway through that i realized it was a menthol (ew www hate them), she had found it unsmoked on the ground by the road, and we were sitting in the car we had just baked with all the windows and doors still closed. never again :p

  • 54 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 5:20pm

    No dude don't be tempted, run now!

  • 61 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:56am

    it's not that the herpes is gross...but picking up a cig you have no idea and contemplating smoking it???? nasty

  • 51 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:07pm

    I think your anus has herpes...

  • 51 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 1:07am

    'this' doesn't indicate the other person is there. Mmkay? But yes, pointless text. More stupid actually.

  • 56 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:53am

    always assume abandoned anything has herpes and opt to NOT put it in your mouth

  • 63 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:53am

    I really hope you resisted that temptation...

  • 54 77
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 11, 09 at 9:37am

    You all do realize that a lot of these texts are done while intoxicated, right? They're not dumb, they're drunk. Pretty sure you're not Einstein after you've had a few either.

  • 47 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 11:58am

    why would this be sent in a text?

  • 45 75
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:41pm

    I believe it's my solemn duty whenever I contract any sort of disease to spread it as far as possible. Licking peoples toothbrushes, spitting on their toilet paper rolls, licking spoons are among my repertoire. Moral of the story is... Almost everything is diseased. Go for ya life.

  • 50 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 10, 09 at 12:47pm

    I've always had the philosophy that if you have to resort to smoking stubs dug out of ashtrays, then you NEED to quit smoking! And this from a guy who's been smoking for 30+ years!

  • 41 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 19, 09 at 10:57pm

    Story of my life....