he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
The bubbles in my bathtub are singing to me in german....
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
apparently, i ordered a pogo stick last night. i can't even be mad about that.
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
Going to get yelled at but I labeled the reel "four dried up sluts decide going to the middle east to shop during a war is the best idea ever"
So just to get a feel for things...how prone are you to male Amish strippers...
you spent the rest of the night making a recipe for mixed drink called "the new years bowel remover". it has 13 parts but judging from the bold all caps, the boiled avocado is the most important
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He was visibly upset that you'd rather eat nachos than have sex with him.
She literally just changed his birthday. Overly attached girlfriend has nothing on her.
You were petting your bowl of cocoa puffs and shushing it softly while staring at the mirror
His favorite positions involve choking me out. I'm marrying him.
Drinking is such a hassle. I wish I could just press a button and be drunk.
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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