Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
I'm still drunk from last night...I walked out for a cigarette with one of the Janitors here and apparently someone took a shit on the stairs...Which makes me wonder...was that me?
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I dunno if we should get high tonight man. its daylight savings. time travel is just too much for me right now.
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DRUNK CANOEING
Please text me if you survive.
LAND HO BITCH
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.
Almost stopped showering halfway through to go get food
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
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The minute he showed me his Mumford and sons tattoo is the minute i could literally feel my pussy dry up
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
Happy 4 year arrest-aversary! I promise no thanksgiving has been as eventful as that one haha..
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
Sorry i ignored you for so long. I think my vibrator is broken.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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