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  • 103 30
    Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 9, 10 at 8:32pm
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    Rule: If you open Pandora's legs, make sure to close them quick to keep hope in!

    • 34 37
      Submitted by TheRuleBook on Aug 9, 10 at 8:34pm
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      This may require too much knowledge of the myth for this to work.

  • 78 34
    Submitted by Ajay on Aug 9, 10 at 9:35pm
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    That's better than opening pandora's asshole. Trust me

  • 79 37
    Submitted by Leaf on Aug 9, 10 at 8:18pm
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    Like...pandora's box. It's a myth. After being told not to open it a human did and evil, monsters and death came out, along with a few good things.

  • 61 23
    Submitted by MrSlapChop on Aug 9, 10 at 11:06pm
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    Release the Kraken!!!

  • 60 48
    Submitted by Anonyrnous on Aug 9, 10 at 8:30pm
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    I like to think it's a reference to pandora radio rather than pandora's box.

  • 49 35
    Submitted by archer79 on Aug 10, 10 at 11:31am
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    I'm surprised pandora's box isn't the name of a jenna jameson movie yet

  • 52 41
    Submitted by arthurlux on Aug 9, 10 at 8:26pm
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    Where have I seen this before.... Oh yeah. http://textsfromlastnight.com/Text-Replies-5413.html

  • 45 31
    Submitted by xivkaran on Aug 9, 10 at 10:22pm
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    The sad part is... I've done the same thing. Twice.

  • 41 29
    Submitted by choowwder on Aug 11, 10 at 8:29am
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    God. Of. War.

  • 49 45
    Submitted by mephaskapholies on Aug 10, 10 at 2:11am
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    you still could have just said pandora's box...

  • 51 50
    Submitted by PiePLZ on Aug 9, 10 at 8:17pm
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    The song would be pussy juice.

  • 46 42
    Submitted by BIG_PELOTAS on Aug 9, 10 at 8:49pm
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    Sounds like you've been playing God of war 3 haha

  • 45 41
    Submitted by Cimabue on Aug 10, 10 at 1:49am
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    Couldn't you have gotten your dick eaten for eternity or looked at Medusa's tits from the wrong angle? Now we all have to pay for it.

  • 42 41
    Submitted by IDontWantOne on Aug 9, 10 at 8:53pm
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    Too much to handle?

  • 38 36
    Submitted by stig on Aug 11, 10 at 2:35am
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    Blue Waffle?

  • 39 39
    Submitted by rustybucket on Aug 9, 10 at 8:19pm
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    Is there a cover charge?

  • 42 47
    Submitted by Anon712 on Aug 9, 10 at 8:33pm
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    You know Pandora was made out of stone, right? Now, I'm not one to judge, but...

  • 33 35
    Submitted by hellajen on Aug 10, 10 at 9:52pm
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    i dont get it

  • 35 39
    Submitted by Hierro on Aug 10, 10 at 12:57am
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    Christ, read a book.

  • 37 51
    Submitted by thatswhatyouget on Aug 9, 10 at 8:16pm
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    Does that mean there is music coming out of it now?

  • 33 52
    Submitted by PiePLZ on Aug 9, 10 at 8:14pm
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    Lol?