She was not exactly lady-like. Down there.
I can tuck mytits in my pants
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
another holiday season passes without receiving a dick in a box, where did i go wrong in life?
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I have teeth marks. Like distinct upper and lower jaw.
Yeah me too. My shoulder looks rabid.
I didn't even realize you were getting that drunk until bam!
is bam when I fell down the stairs or when I threw up standing at the bar?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I feel like I just walked the hall of shame thru the marriott. Everyone stared.
I think it was the shoes and limping. Not the sex. I could b wrong.
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
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No idea how he made them, but vodka water balloons were a horrible idea.
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
I wish they would just make alcoholic protein shakes already.
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
21st birthday weekend in Vegas has concluded and all I'm missing is my underwear and 'Contacts' icon on my phone home screen.
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