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  • 73 41
    Submitted by parsons41286 on Jul 22, 12 at 10:50pm

    Did he also ask to make a lampshade out of your skin? Because he's going to

  • 73 47
    Submitted by polacke on Jul 22, 12 at 1:55pm

    ah, meth love. aint it sweet?

  • 70 51
    Submitted by madophelia on Jul 22, 12 at 1:58pm

    Be grateful he asked...a serial killer probably wouldn't have

  • 65 50
    Submitted by Squarewheel on Jul 23, 12 at 1:49pm

    Run bro/sister run

  • 60 47
    Submitted by pinnacledrive on Jul 22, 12 at 10:01pm

    Predictable though it may be, I'm still shocked this hasn't been said yet: "It puts the lotion on its skin"

  • 53 50
    Submitted by MzKitty08 on Jul 22, 12 at 1:43pm

    not as long as you don't mind me taking a testicle to remember you by

  • 51 53
    Submitted by winologic on Jul 25, 12 at 10:58pm

    Come a little closer Clarise....

  • 54 59
    Submitted by UniqueNordic on Jul 22, 12 at 6:31pm

    How about just a lock of hair?

  • 58 69
    Submitted by chillstar on Jul 24, 12 at 9:43pm

    WTF who were u bangin

  • 51 60
    Submitted by GA_Peach on Jul 23, 12 at 6:52am

    I have all my teeth dentists have removed, in a plastic box from the dentist, in my nightstand. Just something I have lol. I do not have my baby teeth though, toothfairy got those. This sounds kinda psycho but at least they are my teeth...from my mouth.

    • 47 57
      Submitted by Madcritter on Jul 23, 12 at 9:18pm

      Hey! me again! shoot yourself.

  • 54 67
    Submitted by Eightyeight on Jul 22, 12 at 1:21pm

    Eighty Eight

    • 57 60
      Submitted by Kevin201 on Jul 22, 12 at 2:02pm

      number of times per day his uncle pulled eighty eight's peter.

  • 30 31
    Submitted by jltc on Aug 16, 12 at 12:36pm

    9-1-1