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  Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30.

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  (407): Better than last year. I didn't wake up to an after thanksgiving human shit on my living room floor. I think it's a sign I'm growing up at almost 30. http://tfl.nu/fgkn
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  Submitted by porksword on Nov 28, 11 at 5:19pm

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  You grew up and don't believe in Mr. Hanky anymore.

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  Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 28, 11 at 2:54pm

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  wow... thanksgiving human shit on the floor...I could have gone my whole life without that imagery...but there it is cornucopia, candles and giant log on a glistening silver platter

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    Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 28, 11 at 9:26pm

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    its even got those little chef hat thingies you put on the drumsticks crudely pinned to it....thanks Tfln...you've killed Turkey forever

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  Submitted by slinging_liquor on Nov 28, 11 at 8:10pm

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  thats completely disgusting but i couldnt help but laugh my ass off... but maybe thats because i'm reading this while on the john...

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  Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Nov 28, 11 at 2:24pm

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  That is just fucking gross. Either you need to be potty trained or you need serious words with your family.

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    Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 28, 11 at 8:53pm

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    I love how its an "after Thanksgiving human shit"....like this is an annual occurrence..is there a Christmas poo?(snicker)

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      Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Nov 28, 11 at 9:24pm

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      OK... Just gross. Really. Gross.

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      Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Nov 28, 11 at 9:27pm

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      Btw, you should email me, nunu....

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        Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 28, 11 at 10:51pm

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        and whys that? ;)

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          Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Nov 28, 11 at 11:14pm

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          LOL because I'm hot, sweet, funny and worth your time. Trust me. ;-)

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            Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 28, 11 at 11:35pm

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            you are just gunning for that 500 bucks...OK then I made this just for you(everyone) nunubeast@ymail.com

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              Submitted by LuvvyBoo on Nov 28, 11 at 11:36pm

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              LOL I was going to give you my email. Emailing you now

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                Submitted by nunubeest on Nov 29, 11 at 1:05am

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                in case anyone was wondering she looks... gooood

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