I haven't been able to trust a girl since spanks came out
Suite mates just came in and said that we have to go to Africa. They're already packed. Didn't know you could get that high.
Just whacked off in the middle of writing a paper, gave me great ideas. Note, should do this more often.
for real. he might as well bring dogs if they're lower than a 7.
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I find it ironic that im starting my birth control on mothers day.
I have a sudden craving for National Treasure 2. THIS IS WHY DRUGS ARE AWESOME
Its a Guy he gets weed for. I'm kinda confused as to why there are going to even be tuxedos involved at all.
Haha, you kept saying the cop was going to give you a ride home b/c "that's his job, it's summer."
Who was the girl that woke me up at 4am to tell me "there's an emergency, we need you to come smoke weed"
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You sent me a picture of you licking the bottom of a shoe and the caption was "it tastes like shoe"
My horseshoe mustache feels at home at this bar.
How the fuck am I supposed to enjoy a third ice day from school if I only bought enough alcohol for 2?
I don't know, maybe act like an adult who teaches children for a living
It's like we're not even friends
You're the only person not starstruck by him
Yes. That tends to happen after you regularly lick someone's balls.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
probably because i sent a bunch of guys a snap saying happy one year to my nipple piercings
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