Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
i was high and broke so i stole a roast chicken and a 40 inch sheet cake from wegmans and ate in a bathroom stall.
People with herpes should wear stickers.
ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
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You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
I just made easy mac in my blender. Beat that.
i just uploaded pictures of my nephew, and you & d puking in the same toilet. i think i should keep them in the same album. show my nephew what he has to look forward to.
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
I hope the doctor doesnt lift up and my shirt and listen to my lungs. I dont want to explain why I have rug burns on my back.
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My public calorie counter app is pretty much just a cry for help.
I just held a marble with my kegel muscles for 5 min. You may call me COCKCLAMP 9000!!!!
Single lady's Saturday night: eat doritos, masturbate, eat more doritos. Do shot of Jager. Repeat until desired result is achieved.
The NSA quit spying on phones. I'm sending you SO MANY dick pics.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
Being high is definitely not the perfect addition to this family dinner. No. My grandma trips me the fuck out.
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