careful when you do the walk of shame, they are handing out bibles on campus
Dude I wish you were here. I'm innthe back seat and it looks like outer space and everything feels like rice. idk. wtf.
i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
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how much do you want to bet that her wedding invites will be vera bradley themed? loser has to frame theirs.
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
You kept screaming how great you were at drawing poptarts and you insisted on drawing them all over my forearm
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Don't bang him. The amount of Jack Johnson he listens to is embarrassing for even a white person.
He's sitting in his room on Facebook with nothing but a pillow covering his crotch. I can't help you at the moment.
Basically, what i'm trying to say is, if you don't have something, excuse or gift, to satisfy my anger i am going to look you in the eye and piss on the floor.
I have so many feelings about this burrito
I almost had a threesome in a giant beanbag chair. I love college.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
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