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  • 55 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 10:30am

    Thank you for your appreciation of Wegmans. Greatest store ever

  • 56 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:22am

    wegmans is the best, ever

  • 65 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 13, 09 at 9:39am

    this has to be the mt laurel/moorestown wegmans

  • 52 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 4:49pm

    mary jane is my main thang

  • 45 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 6:41am

    i love how this kid totally made this shit up. what a tool, there is no way any of that shit ever happened.

  • 51 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:23am

    As sad as this is, it's also pretty fucking awesome. How exactly did you get a 40 inch cake into the bathroom with no one seeing you?

  • 40 35
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:55am

    6:35, you've obviously never smoked weed, because when you're high and have the munchies, no amount of food is enough.

  • 47 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 6:40pm

    dsw is located next to the wegmans referred to in this text, ass hole.

  • 47 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:21am

    dude. i'm so jealous that you're so close to a wegmans. they should be international. that's all.

  • 46 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:09am

    was the chicken cooked?

  • 47 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:41pm

    I can just imagine some dude in a bathroom stall, sitting on the shitter, eating a chicken leg with frosting all over his face. Can't stop laughing.

  • 45 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 6:33pm

    hahahaha wegmans is heaven on earth. i miss it every time i go back to school out of state....but i can't even imagine what being high there would be like. i'd probably literally think i died and went to heaven

  • 41 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Apr 27, 10 at 5:39am

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  • 43 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:14am

    you will burn in hell for stealing such precious items from wegmans...have fun asshole

  • 42 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:13am

    the strangest shit sounds good when ur high...

  • 41 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:32pm

    wegmans is the best. danny wegman is the best man ever the end

  • 43 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 1:53am

    12:07 shut the fuck up.

  • 34 34
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 7:42pm

    lolololololololol....................lolololol yea mayne

  • 40 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 1:33pm

    you are lucky wegmans is a very clean place...however it's still disturbing that you ate in a public restroom...you need help!

  • 45 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:28am

    The times i've stolen food high haha...oh the memories.

  • 40 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:51pm

    Hahaha this made my day

  • 43 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 9:25am

    Sounds like bullshit, not even all that funny really. Shit gross man

  • 44 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:58am

    what an awesome night...

  • 40 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:33am

    lmaooo ! we did the same thing with fried chicken from publix =)

  • 51 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:23pm

    .... since youre 856 ..im pretty sure i work in that store. cherry hill? i would love to know if this is really true.

  • 38 46
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:10am

    did you go to dsw and steal some shoes after that?

  • 49 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 26, 09 at 10:13pm

    this is the funniest thing i ever read

  • 35 41
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:51am

    that would be an awesome plan. it would be a great adventure while high

  • 38 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 8:52pm

    lol- awesome. Someone stole an entire canoe from a sporting goods store a few years ago by just picking it up and slowly walking it out like nothing was happening (and nobody payed attention)-- a 40" sheet cake doesn't surprise me in the least.

  • 42 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 8:50pm

    Maybe if you're broke you should save your money for food rather than drugs & your cel phone bill .... I'm just sayin!

  • 38 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jan 4, 10 at 10:34pm

    Haha I work at that wegmans bakery in Cherry hill too. This probably didn't happen but I still think it's hilarious!!!

  • 37 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:35pm

    Lmao This is grreat. But that canoe,, i would have payed money to see that. Hell i would have payed money to see this too:)

  • 47 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 11:37pm

    dear person, ive worked at wegmans for like a year and i have to say, you are my new fucking hero. love, your wegmans emplyee near u :) <3333

  • 36 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 8:51pm

    2 57 wayyy back there, could you shut the fuck up please you fucking loser

  • 35 48
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:17am

    Did you eat all of it without getting sick? If so, kudos!

  • 38 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Oct 7, 09 at 1:09pm

    i totally work at that wegmans too

  • 45 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 12, 09 at 3:50am

    Hahahah. 716 wegmans are boring

  • 36 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 6:35pm

    How did you eat a whole sheet cake and a whole roast chicken by yourself? Fatty is fat.

  • 45 71
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 4:36am

    omg this person is my soul mate!

  • 37 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 8:27am

    While a 40 inch sheet cake does seem pretty big to be inconspicuous, I definitely don't think this happening is impossible 6:41. People do crazy shit when they're high.

  • 36 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:57am

    I'm pro re-legalization and all, but if you're broke, maybe you shouldn't be gettin' high. (Of course, most pot smokin' folks have friends who will smoke em out when they're down and out. In that case, just be sure to buy a chicken and a sheet cake for a homeless dude some time, lol.)

  • 42 67
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:38am

    stole a pie from walmart(:

  • 40 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:17am

    I LAUGHED SO HARD IMAGINING THIS HAHAAHAHAHAHA

  • 47 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 25, 09 at 11:16pm

    pics or it didn't happen.

  • 27 39
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 4:05am

    So your the reason i had to clean up the cake and chicken in the bathroom??

  • 32 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 11:10am

    bahaha hotmess of the century

  • 33 51
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 8:38am

    i fucking love wegmans.

  • 42 70
    Submitted by Anonymous on Nov 26, 09 at 10:22pm

    manalapan wegmans is my home

  • 41 68
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 12:10am

    also one in cherry hill..

  • 31 49
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 12:54pm

    stealing shoes from dsw? white trash

  • 33 53
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 2:40am

    hahahaahah god dammit. mother fucker. fuck me hard please.. your probably really hot

  • 42 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 24, 09 at 3:38pm

    umm i work in the CH wegmans bakery you "stole" the cake from. you would never get away with it.

  • 43 74
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 17, 09 at 4:53pm

    HAHAHAHAHAAH i laughed my ass off when i read this. love it!

  • 42 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 3:27am

    roasted chicken from wegmans is usually cooked, genius.

  • 33 56
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 12:07am

    babeee dropp the 40 inches of cake && showw me ur 8 incherr plzz ;)

  • 30 52
    Submitted by EclecticPandora on May 16, 11 at 8:16am

    Lmao!

  • 31 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 6:41pm

    This is probably my favorite text on this site so far!

  • 34 60
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 9, 09 at 5:08pm

    ROCKSTAR!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • 50 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Dec 24, 09 at 5:07pm

    Cherry hill... I work at the best buy next door. You've inspired my next Lunch break

  • 41 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 1:29am

    Umm I did the same thing in the Pitsford Wegmans on St.Pattys. Except with sushi, pizza, and a sub...

  • 42 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 21, 09 at 5:39am

    hahaha Either my cousin sent this in, or you both had a very similar experience at a Wegmans!

  • 43 80
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 12, 09 at 5:09pm

    HAHAHA what the fuck

  • 29 54
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 10, 09 at 2:27pm

    Actually, 1:53 is right, 12:07. You sound like a dumbass skank and you need to learn to type correctly and not like one of those 270-pound scene wannabe girls. Seriously. That's how they type.

  • 22 45
    Submitted by ashstar217 on Jul 7, 11 at 10:29pm

    Agh I live in Orlando Fla.. Just saw this post.. Originally from Rochester Ny omg Wegmans!! :(

  • 30 63
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 27, 09 at 12:38am

    wegmans aka new york wegmans?

  • 41 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Jul 11, 09 at 3:05pm

    love..... wegmans.... and no, this is not impossible.. you can pretty much eat whatever you want while you are in the store and it is so freaking busy that you wont be discovered