You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
Just discovered Kim Possible porn. Life is now complete.
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
okay so i know you are missing your wallet but at least its not your tooth. i am missing my tooth.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
what the fuck is a social media consultant, who does she consult for, and how bad is she at it? her facebook account is currently hacked and posting ads for the ipad 2 on my newsfeed
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
I'm sick of being the only unemployed member of the group. Doing things alone isn't partying. Its sad.
Wow. I feel like a bad friend. My fuckbuddy wished you a happy birthday before I did. The reality of that just hit me.
Yeah, you're right, it's a conspiracy against you. This small tight knit group of people who don't like assholes.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Convincing a cop that you have diplomatic immunity is way harder in Dallas than in Serbia. And you get fined for attempted bribery.
NO. FUCK YOU. I HOPE SOMEONE REPLACES YOUR LUBE WITH HOT SAUCE.
Turns out that Irishman put my panties under his pillow afterward. Thanks?
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
He fell asleep during FOREPLAY. Sober!!!
Im outta here as soon as my phone charges wtf
As she came, she moaned Roll Tide. I kid you not.
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