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  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 2:29pm

    Actually the "family jewels" are the balls not the penis

  • Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Feb 1, 10 at 2:25pm

    Quick! I need to Hide my Jewels....

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 2:56pm

    Family jewels are the balls.

  • 97 97
    Submitted by Jig813 on Feb 1, 10 at 2:28pm

    Diamonds are a girls best friend

  • 95 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 6:17pm

    Hahaha anchorman all day 4:44!

  • 84 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 9:51am

    8:44 - your one sick bastard.,

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 2:57pm

    Family jewels are the balls.

  • 87 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 2:02am

    I like pie

  • Submitted by TheMovement4 on Feb 1, 10 at 3:22pm

    Actually a woman's mouth is the family jewel box.

  • 82 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 7:37pm

    Fuck yes you clever bastard

  • 83 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 2:24pm

    Guess it would lol

  • 87 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 5:53pm

    The balls are the jewels

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 3, 10 at 7:53am

    No just box.

  • 80 85
    Submitted by lallaala on Feb 1, 10 at 4:34pm

    Who cares if the family jewels are balls or penis ... this is still funny!

  • 82 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 4:12pm

    Who ever said it was the penis?.. Always thought it was the balls...

  • 76 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 4:14pm

    hahahahahahahaha!!!!!

  • 81 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 2:31pm

    This is fucking awesome! New favorite person!!

  • 80 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 3:19pm

    In reply to the person who said they pit their whole package In a girls vag, u MUST have the smallest penis every! Or she has the BIGGEST vag ever, I'm goin with.....u have a small penis

  • 78 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 7:40pm

    Actually, Freud did interpret a jewelry box in one of his patient's dreams as a vagina that needed protection. He was such a fruitcake.

  • 79 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 7:38pm

    The balls are the family jewels, not the dick, you idiot. Puns aren't funny when an idiot makes them.

  • 77 88
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 8:44am

    No. The vagina is what makes the jewels shrivel up an die. Only men should touch other Men's jewels!!

  • 68 72
    Submitted by Serec on Apr 6, 10 at 6:58pm

    Mmm, whipped cream apple pie.

  • 71 79
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 9:50pm

    The penis isn't the jewels. The testes are the jewels. Get it straight.

  • Submitted by Funkman on Feb 1, 10 at 4:42pm

    I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.

  • 69 78
    Submitted by SmileImNaked on Feb 2, 10 at 1:50pm

    I have my pussy pierced twice does that make it a jewelry box?

  • 69 78
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 10:07pm

    No. Vaginas. Just vaginas.

  • 69 82
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 7:24pm

    Yes, yes it would. Lmfao

  • 71 86
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 4:22pm

    the family jewels are the nuts if anything the shaft is the key to the jewelry box (pussy)

  • 64 76
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 3:27pm

    No, teh balls are the family jewels

  • 65 81
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 4:18pm

    3:19...... not really.

  • 70 92
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 6:22pm

    Lmao!!!!! Never thought about it like that!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 2:54pm

    Family jewels means the whole package. So, unless you put your testicles in your girl's pussy, you're a dumbass.

    • Submitted by TheMovement4 on Feb 1, 10 at 3:23pm

      its just the balls, teh dick is the Staff of Knowledge

  • 72 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 2:25pm

    Fnarst!

  • 68 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 4:57pm

    My name is the jolly green giant

  • 66 87
    Submitted by JNizzleFoShizzle on Feb 1, 10 at 3:30pm

    i often enjoy putting my nuts inside my girl

  • 68 93
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 7:47pm

    No it is actually called a dick wallet.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 2:23pm

    Hahahahaha

  • 40 40
    Submitted by ohmm on Jun 23, 12 at 12:43pm

    Always has you idiot

  • 62 84
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 5:35pm

    5:19 is right

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 4:31pm

    Yeah but the box has to be worh just a much as the jewls

  • 63 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 3, 10 at 10:45pm

    A womans vagina is a cock-holster, beef curtains, camel toe, moose knuckle, cunt, snatch, twat, pussy, ARBYS ROAST BEEF.

  • 64 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 2:48pm

    In soviet Russia people with penis' are referred to as "rapists"!

  • 38 38
    Submitted by 420King on Jan 28, 12 at 7:37pm

    Omg I came

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 2, 10 at 4:45am

    It's the testes that are the jewels

  • 61 90
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 7:36pm

    add

  • 59 87
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 4:05am

    Aparantly no one knows that "family jewels" are the balls cuz that's what holds the sperm to carry on the genes...not the dick.

  • Submitted by jondime23 on Feb 1, 10 at 5:53pm

    Didn't think this one through before posting did ya

  • 28 30
    Submitted by calisurfgrl on Sep 26, 12 at 1:23am

    NiceπŸ’πŸ’Ž

  • 62 98
    Submitted by pantherbball08 on Apr 15, 10 at 9:25am

    Hhahahaha I like how 4:22 felt like he needed to explain himself with what the jewelry box was haha pussy..

  • 57 89
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 24, 10 at 4:02am

    1:50, no it doesn't, Daddy Issues. Go get your acceptance and approval somewhere else.

  • 60 95
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 5:57pm

    Absolutely!!

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 3:14pm

    I put my whole package in the vag. Balls and all baby

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 2:48pm

    My cock just died...can I bury it in your tight pussy?

  • Submitted by Funkman on Feb 1, 10 at 4:44pm

    I know what you're asking yourself and the answer is yes. I have a nick name for my penis. Its called the Octagon, but I also nick named my testes - my left one is James Westfall and my right one is Doctor Kenneth Noisewater. You ladies play your cards right you just might get to meet the whole gang.

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 7, 10 at 1:38am

    Whisker Bisquit, bearded clam, clean clam, every now and then there's clam chowder... Smells bad, tastes worse. .. Hatchet wound, stank hole, hot hole, cum recepticle, cum dumpster, lunch box, stank box, dick garage(some are 2 dick garages) , meat recepticle, slot machine, pink paycheck.

  • 56 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 5:29pm

    No. Maybe a pawn shop. you put it in easily. Sometimes you wait too long to take it out and lose it. But you always end up screwed in the end.

  • 54 96
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 5:19pm

    A mans balls are referred as the family jewels not his dick.

  • 55 99
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 5:32pm

    529 Is so right

  • 48 97
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 5, 10 at 11:27am

    Yes it does

  • Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 1, 10 at 2:23pm

    First..... And yes..... Remy