I just walked by a ginger with a mullet. I repeat GINGER mullet. So help us God.
She had a group on her phone called "great fucks". I was in it. It's almost like making the forbes list
I decided to buy a keg of Miller Lite instead of paying the electric bill. Just thought I'd give you a heads up...
He started to notice that i sleep with every girl he calls dibs on.
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I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
He's drinking 50/50 vodka/water out of a camelback. Disaster would be a compliment at this point.
She bit a glowstick open. Apparently they burn. We bonded while she washed the chemicals out of her mouth as I did double shots of Jager.
Remember when I asked you to make sure I didn't go home with anything less than a 6 last night? You're fired
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She kept asking for cigarettes, than just put them in her purse as "savings"
He would come to class in wrapped in nothing but a pink towel
So I may have to sleep with a cougar to get a slightly used, yet free microwave. I'm going in
Where the fuck are you? I just got punched in the nose by a tourist
I'm pretty sure I have PMS because I almost just cried about not being able to find a place that gives acrobat classes here.
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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