Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
operation "beaches make me wet" is a go
That Joe Wilson reference just earned you a blow job, Mister!
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
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I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
just went to the store to buy a mop & tampons. i feel like i just gave in to all those women jokes.
her cat was choking so she kept trying to stick her finger in her cat's mouth while saying "it's okay kitty, just do what mommy does"
She definitely looked like a troll, but I had take one for the team. Or at least thats what I keep telling myself
Tis the season to puke in grandma's bathroom
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I feel like I took a shit on my life and you're rubbing my nose in it.
I literally just wiped coffee off of the corner of my mouth with my boob because my hands were full. Thought youd be proud. Good morning!
Hot Damn Cinnamon Schnapps make me feel like the sun is punching me in the face and a bear is sleeping inside me.
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
What're you gonna do with the rest of your night?
Probably watching cooking videos and fantasizing about pie
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
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