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  • 91 62
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 10:58am

    No professor definitely trumps psychiatrist. Every girl's fantasy.

  • 67 44
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 11:22am

    I dunno, depends on if the psychiatrist was the responders' own shrink. That would be pretty damn illicit. 

  • 57 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 10:28am

    \n\n???????

    • 28 57
      Submitted by SWCT16 on Feb 13, 10 at 11:21pm

      and apparently \\n\\n is what happens when you enter down and try to write on two lines.

    • 31 57
      Submitted by redmenace48 on Feb 17, 10 at 4:44am

      I'm pretty sure \\n\\n is a variation on the blushing emoticon...

  • 68 61
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 11:15am

    Why is it that apparently every female poster on TFLN is a whore?!

    • 40 58
      Submitted by urallstupid on Feb 12, 10 at 7:45pm

      because all females are whores

      • 37 45
        Submitted by briar_angel on Feb 13, 10 at 12:45am

        Excuse me, female here and I take offense to that. Not true. MANY of my kind are whores but not all of us =D

    • 31 48
      Submitted by urallstupid on Feb 13, 10 at 1:24pm

      im sorry not all females are whores, just 99%

  • 59 45
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 4:51pm

    Oh no...nailing your shrink beats nailing your professor any day. Kudos to you. Haha

  • 54 43
    Submitted by lovenicky on Feb 12, 10 at 2:30pm

    Professor DEFINITELY wins!

  • 50 39
    Submitted by Rubes_Carnies on Feb 12, 10 at 9:29am

    he wanted to show your nuts....Waka- Waka!

  • 47 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 13, 10 at 9:05am

    Hahahah dumbass. Psychologists are different from psychiatrists because they don't have a medical degree, therefore PSYCHIATRISTS have the drugs

  • 55 52
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 11:07am

    Fuckin whores!!!

  • 62 69
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 12:34pm

    See, if the OP were a guy (very well could be) no one would be calling him a whore. Double standard.

  • 49 47
    Submitted by Anonynnous on Feb 12, 10 at 5:22pm

    Professor trumps psychiatrist, if only because I wish I could fuck my professor

  • 53 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 11:06am

    Thank fucking god I'm not the only one that screwed my prof. A huge mistake, yes, but yeah I always win the illicit sex story competiton! Thank you OP for joining my ranks !!

  • 50 53
    Submitted by chapelhillprof on Feb 12, 10 at 11:15pm

    I'm a professor... and yes - every PROFESSOR's fantasy too...

    • 50 45
      Submitted by SWCT16 on Feb 13, 10 at 11:20pm

      As an NC college student I find this super creepy. \n\nThank you for making class very awkward for me on Monday.

  • 41 36
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 2:12pm

    What does "\n\n" stand for?

  • 52 58
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 11:05am

    Eew. Definitely NOT every girls fantasy!

  • 51 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 9:27am

    Second

  • 41 40
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 12:26pm

    Fresno on the map!!!

  • 52 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 9:19am

    Whores are awesome

  • 41 43
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 15, 10 at 12:01am

    Learn how to spell texting site please. Be more sophisticated. You're commenting on tfln.

  • 40 44
    Submitted by pnktiger on Aug 18, 10 at 3:07am

    Gotta love Central Cali....Fresno I'm just guessing

  • 38 40
    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Feb 12, 10 at 1:51pm

    I am willing to bet a million dollars in cash this is fucking fake.

  • 47 59
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 5:15pm

    I'm guessing the OP meant \nn/

  • 45 57
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 7:28pm

    Whores

  • 32 36
    Submitted by MissBekah707 on Dec 13, 10 at 10:18pm

    Scary thing, I have am from 707 as is my friends but I have a friend who is from mariposa which is 559... i wonder what they are doing lol

  • 43 58
    Submitted by Masquerade90 on Feb 12, 10 at 9:59pm

    Depends on if they were married. And how attractive they are. But my vote would be professor. Psychiatrist might psychoanalyze the experience. If you're going that direction, at least go psychologist: they've got drugs.

    • 49 65
      Submitted by anonimouse on Feb 13, 10 at 12:09am

      actually, its the other way around. psychiatrists are the ones with the drugs. id fucking know considering im studying to be one.

  • 36 47
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 11:18am

    He'll yeah!

  • 29 36
    Submitted by baas on Oct 21, 10 at 3:48am

    U r a slut

  • 36 50
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 14, 10 at 2:51am

    I think you're all a bunch of tools fighting over the interent on a texting sight. Seriously!!!

  • 43 64
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 9:14am

    First!

  • 36 58
    Submitted by Farside on Feb 12, 10 at 10:02am

    whores and fake

  • 42 72
    Submitted by Anonymous on Feb 12, 10 at 4:12pm

    Wow! Nice

  • 32 55
    Submitted by uhwhat on Feb 13, 10 at 7:05pm

    I'd say psychiatrist...but how bout youth pastor...?

  • 25 42
    Submitted by mordantmouth on Aug 4, 10 at 2:07am

    My uncle married his shrink. Hoo boy.

  • 44 81
    Submitted by forest on Feb 12, 10 at 12:42pm

    how do you do that!?!??! i've always wanted one of my profs but don't know how!

    • 15 35
      Submitted by badass9876 on Oct 21, 11 at 4:50pm

      be more awesome :)

  • 28 55
    Submitted by Anonymous on Mar 6, 10 at 11:19pm

    It's true.