A stripper just got mad at me for saying goddammit. She's in no position to lecture me on morality
i just used shampoo as lube. why? because i'm worth it.
I JUST WOKE UP ON A TRAIN
I SHUDNT B ON A TRAIN
I am wasted and people are fist pumping. This should not happen on the west coast.
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Condom broke. Took her to CVS for plan B and parked in expectant mothers spot. I laughed.. she cried
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
you're by far the better bro. your dick is more impressively sized, anyway
I hate that you know that from experience
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I sang "A Whole New World" while I took his virginity
That is awesome that you did that.
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I just licked wine off my own thigh. I've hit a new low.
i'm sitting in bed scratching my boobs and wearing a sparkly fedora and have no one to blame but myself
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
I have a completly random but serious question. Can I make a paper mache mold of you ass and turn it into a pinata filled with airplane bottles of liquor? Its for my art class
its 2pm and were already starting beer pong...its gonna be a good night
woke up with 8 used magnum condoms bound together by floss around my neck, thats about all im gonna tell you.
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