So I just watched the Lakers/Magic game so I could have something to talk about with him after we have sex this time
This girls' body was nothing short of spectacular...her face, was like the '09 Detroit Lions
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
I didn't know what to do with her so I just tied her to a bench.
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This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I definitely made out with a high school student last night while his sister and my brother were in the same room. I think we're all traumatized by the situation.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
If this nail lady pinches my achilles one more time im kicking her directly in her bedazzled boobs
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
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Do u have any idea how hard it is to masturbate in a CVS bathroom when your name is being called over the speakers to pick up a prescription for painkillers?
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
Got baptized for New Years. In champagne and cheap vodka.
She was screaming and crying about how she couldn't find her middle finger. Then, she threw her body on to the pavement. Thats the last time we buy a freshmen a handle.
All I know is I woke up with my apartment door wide open, naked, and I poured an entire bottle of Advil on my bed to sleep in.
Yoooooo, the fat magician married the chick I dumped a beer on after I got pissed he was flirting with her in front of me
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