Where is the hickey?
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
I feel like now would be a good time to apologize for vomiting in your eye
Her boyfriend only talks to me because I know her period schedule
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I know I should be focused on nurturing their bright little minds but it's 10 a.m. and I need a cock in my mouth
I am nonfunctional stoned. I had to ask ben to put me somewhere away from all the people I'm sitting on someones bed watching a wall. Not alright. Should not have come.
A total of 95 cents was stuck to my ass the next morning.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Just walk up to him nice, spread your legs like smooth peanut butter on toast and scream "LOOK AT MY BEAVER! LOOK AT IT!!"
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My fall semester strategy is to submit my papers with a nude selfie
You've got post-grad studies written all over you
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
Found sauce from last night's pizza rolls wedged under my phone case... While sitting in my 8 am class. What happened last night?
My friends say stay away from him but it’s still 2017 so I’m allowed to make shit decisions until midnight hahah
Yo i still have 5 hrs left of work. I should not be this drunk
How is there a hawk inside this house? More importantly how the hell is he handling it without any gear?
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