hotel room ftw
he puts the penis in happiness.
so her cute freckles turned out to be blackheads
she keeps The Day After Pill in her bra... there is a God.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
stop texting me from phones in the verizon store and pretending to be guys i talked to when i was drunk. its confusing.
I like to think that tonight was Jesus punishing James Cameron for his role in popularizing "My Heart Will Go On."
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
I imagine I kinda look like a banana with one boob out.
My attorney has my name in her roldex as need to hit that. Im gonna win my case
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
So ran into your ex from sophomore year last night... Apparently hes gay and a stripper now. we all got lap dances because we knew you
I made it crystal clear I'm only upset because he's not anywhere fit to be a father of my unborn zygote
Don't worry, I'm taking the best gay radar in the World, my sister's boobs. All guy who is not looking at them, it's fair play for us.
For a man with no legs he was surprisingly good at doggy style.
I don't know whether to high-five you or stage an intervention.
My mom is dancing slutty on the bar I need more drinks to be ok with this
I can’t shake the image of her gigantic black unibrow. It’s like I got a blowie from Eugene Levy
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