I have carpet burn on my ass, I'm rethinking my decisions last night.
my sisters under your porch take her home
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
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We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
I woke up wearing just my underwear and a headlamp at a different house than I remember passing out at. I told you irish car bombs are not made with an entire guinness.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Just ignore his excessive use of exclamation points and be happy this one is of age.
You fucker.
I can't wet the bed. That was the old me. I'm grown
Oh my god
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You were visibly distraught that my boyfriend and I didn't have sex in your bed. You forced us to take your condoms.
yea plus he's gonna be wearing his gumby costume so that'll take a lot of pressure off too
Let me rub your butt and eat French fries from your mouth and dip them in your ketchup filled belly button.
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
if i hadn't ended our catfight by hugging you one of us might be dead right now
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