i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I think the phrase "bag of smashed assholes" describes it best
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
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So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
Should I be alarmed that you're a regular enough at a bar to show up in sweatpants?
girl I've been sleeping with this summer as per her request just gave me a carton of cigs to thank me for my "hospitality". this is good.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
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I'm all for hockey players but dude, he asked me to lick his chipped tooth mid-hook up.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I think I have to break up with him. I just cried, not moaned, screamed, etc, cried, with tears of sadness and disappointment when I came.
So the revenge porn my ex posted just resulted in a contract with a gay porn company. I'm going to make $8,000 this weekend. That would a breakup checkmate. Are you joining me in the legislative committee hearing tomorrow?
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
I've decided it's okay if I take a pregnancy test every month. Then I can be like, "Good job, self, way to not procreate this month!"
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