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  • 103 34
    Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Sep 2, 10 at 2:39pm
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    Yet you have the motor skills too send a perfect text.

    • 33 38
      Submitted by Le_Todd on Sep 2, 10 at 4:58pm
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      It's been proven, it takes less skill to masturbate than text. http://whatIdesiredtosay.wordpress.com

    • 25 40
      Submitted by skootles on Sep 2, 10 at 5:43pm
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      How do you know they didn't spend 10 minutes writing that text?

      • 33 40
        Submitted by RAAAAAAAANDY on Sep 2, 10 at 7:34pm
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        No, masturbating takes only two things: an upward and a downward hand motion. Texting takes focus, thinking, typing, and multitasking.

    • 24 41
      Submitted by freckleface on Sep 2, 10 at 9:33pm
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      I was thinking the exact same thing.

  • 57 36
    Submitted by enoxxx on Sep 2, 10 at 4:47pm
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    if you were that drunk you wouldn't be able to text. I call bullshit.

  • 55 33
    Submitted by austinonymouss on Sep 3, 10 at 1:19am
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    Totally cant be real.

  • 49 34
    Submitted by nattielite on Sep 2, 10 at 3:27pm
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    @WTF_ever... You win a one way trip to a desert with no cell phone towers, with Firsty.

  • 44 38
    Submitted by Valkyrie on Sep 2, 10 at 3:03pm
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    But your texting skills are still pretty sharp! Go you!

  • 42 35
    Submitted by dudewalker on Sep 2, 10 at 5:43pm
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    I call Pelosi (bullshit) too.

  • 47 45
    Submitted by jasboo on Sep 2, 10 at 2:38pm
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    get the peanut butter and let the dog in....

  • 37 35
    Submitted by dontsayTHATHIGH on Sep 2, 10 at 7:03pm
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    Dangit. They should have said "I can't even masturbate. THAT DRUNK.

  • 34 33
    Submitted by urallstupid on Sep 2, 10 at 5:10pm
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    FAKE!!!

  • 36 38
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 2, 10 at 6:08pm
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    Yet u can text? Sure.

  • 23 27
    Submitted by Anonymous on Sep 3, 10 at 9:53am
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    Ha I hate firsty toi

  • 32 52
    Submitted by o_0 on Sep 2, 10 at 10:27pm
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    "I'm getting really sick of guys named Todd."\n ~Carlin

  • 25 44
    Submitted by blackhalfrican on Sep 3, 10 at 1:43am
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    Auto-correct doesn't write the whole fucking text, you twat.

  • 33 60
    Submitted by WTF_ever on Sep 2, 10 at 2:36pm
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    What do you win if your First?

  • 28 61
    Submitted by trke0302 on Sep 2, 10 at 2:52pm
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    Ever heard of autocorrect? Chump

  • 2 10
    Submitted by theFungusAmongUs on Aug 25, 12 at 2:48pm
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    Not to mention the iq and motor skills required to spell masturbation