forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
My Higher Power is John Stamos
Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
I swear I have "I love assholes" written on my forehead with ink that only guys can see.
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Apparently i was peeing on things and marking my territory. I broke their light socket too. Needless to say im banned from their apartment.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
Thanks for talking me down from peeing on his window last night.
I am now curious as to how you would have aimed.
Well if were past the bullshitting stage yes if not then no I'm not that kind of guy
i broight you flpweers amd vodka. open yoir bask door
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literally hosing herself off in my back yard with the hose. i offered her the shower but she refused. that drunk.
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
Told my prof I have mono so that he won't judge me when I show up hungover and looking like shit to class every day.
Just skip
Please. i have SOME standards
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
Hey what are you up to?
I am wear the people with the mustaches live. I have found their home.
DUDE, WE BOUGHT THE ACID TOGETHER.
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