i hope my daughter doesn't end up with cankles. no guy likes cankles.
every time you feel disappointed with the red wings take a shot
so far i wrote 500 words for a paper on sean paul performing we be burnin..i can officially do anything on adderral
NEVER PUT A LIT CIGARETTE BEHIND YOUR EAR
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I walked outside an you were laying down talking to a star about your life. That's when I took the bottle of jack away...
im in the library and there's this guy on a computer just staring at a google image of beer. finals week is rough.
my neighbors having band practice on sunday morning is a message from the universe that I should stop drinking
IM TRYING TO BE RESPONSIBLE AND ALL I WANT TO DO IS FUNNEL CHEAP BEER AND SCREAM ABOUT HOW MUCH I LOVE OUR NATION
I honestly don't think it will ever get topped. Unless a real female cop arrests me, then fucks me. That's it.
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Hi I am too sober and out of rum. Translation: I owe you some beer. Also, get better taste in beer.
If I can ever get control of my legs I will be home. Thanks... and again sorry about your bed.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I see you listening to my get shitfaced playlist on spotify. glad we're on the same page tonight there's a drink waiting for you downstairs.
Omg. I'm living macklemores best life. I have someone's granddads dog, I'm about to have someone's grandmas car. I look incredible.
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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