You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
This can't be good. I've realized that I weigh less in the morning after I have had a blackout drunk night than when I work out and eat healthy.
Word to the wise: do not smoke before going grocery shopping with only 12 bucks. So stressful.
He said finals are more important than getting stoned on 4/20. I'm proud in a disappointing kinda way
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Can I use you as a job reference? Don't tell them i got you fired cause I banged you tho
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
He was standing in the front door with a kareoke machine yelling at the neighbors as the unloaded their van
He asked if I smoke and I said "only fools like you on the basketball court!" Then I started crying. I think I'm about to have my period.
She said I was the most selfish person in bed she's ever been with and she's fucked Tucker Max.
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It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
All my interactions with my brother are drug deals at this point
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
Instead of asking him how many women he's slept with I just got straight to the point and asked how many Plan B pills he's purchased
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
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